PATIENCE
So,ze other day i was scheduled for a date.My decision on attending it was mostly leaning towards the venue,you know,one of this places where hustlers dream about hanging out when they finally make it to the top of the economic mountain.(shake ur neiba tell them "is a trap"). Otherwise i could have just stayed in my house with my kibaki tano tena tshirt,chewing my mahindi chemsha one 'mbeke' at a time like 'cha! cha! cha!'☺ and watching a movie that i wont understand until it's halfway.
Due to the aforementioned,i had spend the previous night hitting the redcarpet (space btwn my couch and the bedroom) in dresses i 'may' wear while possing for the 'cameras' (my mirror) and smiling to the imaginary audience😂.(somebarry say "girlchudren struggles").
Manze juu kuchelewa ndio form,i decided to be early just this once plus,my bestfriend officially washed her hands off giving me directions (turn to ur neiba tell them 'pontius pilate is real'). Thank technology im one of the humans who keeps one of those rectangular touchy things where you can talk to someone on ,mine can also give directions. Blablabla..i got there 5mins early. Asi! I need an award. Despite the noise my heels were making (ka ka ta ta) on the floor everything else was bliss and classy. I sat there for another 10mins,tchaai! boyshaod has not arrived,i smiled while blinking continually until i got tired.i ordered me a drink and decided to candy crash.I candy crashaanga for another 10mins boyshuldren is not here,eeei! mwa! I imagined things like calling the cops on him etc.to make it worse,the place smelled like tender succulent grilling chicken.im tempted to order because my patience was residing proportionally like my hairline(ungrateful hairline,after all the things i have done for you😕). 30mins later im still here alone..i rolled my eyes and decided to make a prayer "dear baby Jesus,grant me half the patience You,your mum and..Joseph had when you all didnt go off on the triffin inkeeper who couldnt get you a room,You kept it all classy and calm in that manger.I really admire that juu mimi,mh! I wld have asked to speak to the manager and possibly caused major ndraama while adjusting the tightness of the leso along my waist occasionally clapping my hands near his face.But,that's me anyways and tonight i wld do with a fraction of that tolerance You had for people's stuff. My hair is great,my dress is awesome and my mascara is just oh so in place but im impatient,,like silver lining impatient.Let me get thru this night without hitting anyone with my heels,we both know im experienced in the school of hardknocks" and as i said 'amen' i saw him smiling a few steps from where i was, like it was okay. Like who gets 30 minutes late.30minutes!!.like nduh!😐(kamba is real).The rest is geography or history.whatever they say.
See me,i have a habit of keeping people waiting for more than an hour,i didnt think its a big deal until i had to wait for someone. I always thought I've had this patience thingy figured out but ng'o. We have to learn to do well,so im here taking my patience deficiency pills .I dont know abt you.
Lovely weekend y'all.be patient in the process .
#ndanu chronicles.
Picture from moniq-arts.
Due to the aforementioned,i had spend the previous night hitting the redcarpet (space btwn my couch and the bedroom) in dresses i 'may' wear while possing for the 'cameras' (my mirror) and smiling to the imaginary audience😂.(somebarry say "girlchudren struggles").
Manze juu kuchelewa ndio form,i decided to be early just this once plus,my bestfriend officially washed her hands off giving me directions (turn to ur neiba tell them 'pontius pilate is real'). Thank technology im one of the humans who keeps one of those rectangular touchy things where you can talk to someone on ,mine can also give directions. Blablabla..i got there 5mins early. Asi! I need an award. Despite the noise my heels were making (ka ka ta ta) on the floor everything else was bliss and classy. I sat there for another 10mins,tchaai! boyshaod has not arrived,i smiled while blinking continually until i got tired.i ordered me a drink and decided to candy crash.I candy crashaanga for another 10mins boyshuldren is not here,eeei! mwa! I imagined things like calling the cops on him etc.to make it worse,the place smelled like tender succulent grilling chicken.im tempted to order because my patience was residing proportionally like my hairline(ungrateful hairline,after all the things i have done for you😕). 30mins later im still here alone..i rolled my eyes and decided to make a prayer "dear baby Jesus,grant me half the patience You,your mum and..Joseph had when you all didnt go off on the triffin inkeeper who couldnt get you a room,You kept it all classy and calm in that manger.I really admire that juu mimi,mh! I wld have asked to speak to the manager and possibly caused major ndraama while adjusting the tightness of the leso along my waist occasionally clapping my hands near his face.But,that's me anyways and tonight i wld do with a fraction of that tolerance You had for people's stuff. My hair is great,my dress is awesome and my mascara is just oh so in place but im impatient,,like silver lining impatient.Let me get thru this night without hitting anyone with my heels,we both know im experienced in the school of hardknocks" and as i said 'amen' i saw him smiling a few steps from where i was, like it was okay. Like who gets 30 minutes late.30minutes!!.like nduh!😐(kamba is real).The rest is geography or history.whatever they say.
See me,i have a habit of keeping people waiting for more than an hour,i didnt think its a big deal until i had to wait for someone. I always thought I've had this patience thingy figured out but ng'o. We have to learn to do well,so im here taking my patience deficiency pills .I dont know abt you.
Lovely weekend y'all.be patient in the process .
#ndanu chronicles.
Picture from moniq-arts.
I looooove... Kwash
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ReplyDeleteHaha I'm still laughing on the train thinking about that prayer. Really girl? You prayed to baby Jesus
ReplyDeleteI called to say I will be late, could not find a spot. And you thought about calling the cops on me?
ReplyDeleteI would like to publicly announce that I didn't want to order before the person in question. But also, I didn't know they would read this more than 5 years later. I also like this human alot alot. For real. (Where are the emojis?). nimeenda.
ReplyDeleteNdanu mwa nyie 😂😂😂😂 spare my ribs,
DeleteMwa nye! sasa kitu ya five years ago ni kitu ya kucatch
DeleteAlso, important update. The patience deficiency pills did not help. I am still impatience, looking for a new plug. thank you.
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