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For starts,I would like you to note that im handwired to be a good girl. Unlike some humans im not worried abt my body developing rolling hills and cellulite potholes so if you meet me in a Fast Foods just say hi and dont screenshoot my face and my chronicles and read it loud to my grandma (betrayers😕).Viazi is bae,other than the fact that i get hurtburns that threaten to sear my tummy walls everytime i eat the vinegar oniony hotdogs; every other waru junk keeps my chicken waggon afloat. I have the metabolism of a cheetah thanks to coming from the East i dont have any weight to loose😙. That said,i would like to take you to a twisted roadtrip thru my mind.
Me,i was just minding my own business last weekend,you know listening to 'we are the lucky ones' song with a novel in hand (my balcony for comfort president). Punde si punde,cha mkufuu na fuu hu ha fuu ha! haa! ,my phone vibrates. Ah,message from a boychaod,who happens to be in wakanda and he's wondering what to buy me. Mbu! Me i like using the money i make out of my own crotchet things to buy myself stuff,im complex like an ogre. Thanks to humans who 'help' and announce it from here to kingdom come. Buut now this boychaod,i had a question about his question. Is Ndumberi majuu? Is majuu Ndumberi?. So i took a walk thru the corridors of social media as i tried to filter my question,you know,i dont want issues at the Pearly gates. Asi! My pontious pilate bff had summoned me in a post. The' posterer' had asked "would u rather find true love or a suitcase with 5M dollars?". Asi! Sips maembe. I went down the comments staircase..it was love love love. My mind doesn't take a nap when my hormones go into overdrive anymore,thanks to the value of ex. I've heard alot abt love,it spins the world,conquers all and apparently finds a way and its blind. So me,i typed "msee,i'd rather find my true love holding a suitcase with 5M dollars inside". Me i studied Economics and i satistify my utilities within my budget constraints except when i find 5M dollars where income=consumption +investment. Eneway,a particular boychaod captured my attention with his comment "women=time+money,time is money so women=money squared, money is root of all problems so square both sides women=problems". Aaai! yaani that comment gave me a kiwaru on my throat,a kiwaru with an industrial strength to grow chest hairs on me. Ata sikuskia vibaya😒. He awoke the furry of the girlchildren,he got his share of 'shalabosha' abuses in the name of 'replies'. Mbu! Boychaod,our very own kenyanese boys came to the rescue. Another started saying the way there's no love blah blah. Noow, where do i even start..ookay,boychaod,sorry that maendeleo ya wanawake empowered girls first.secondly, just stick to your lanes,stay away from 'problems',if u dont want to despense cash then dont. Thirdly,could we just live in peace and liberty in this Kenya. You get the right to choose. There are ladies out here who wont ask for pesa ya salon but again,its a problem..oh no? They are too independent. Asi! This social media. I went back to my text,i stared at if for a few seconds. I held my lips together imagining that my lipgloss is super glue. I typed "good day to you too" and went back to my music,i wasnt in the mood for "you have 10k i refund nikipitisha hii deal? My account is doing back flips,anga a monkey chewed my ATM".I choose not leave a human phsychologically disturbed from my 'piece of mind' generosity. Of importance is alifeness.
...Build this our nation together and our homeland of Kenya..(nimeenda kutafuta lyrics za our anthem narudi).
Painting: Moniq_Arts
Me,i was just minding my own business last weekend,you know listening to 'we are the lucky ones' song with a novel in hand (my balcony for comfort president). Punde si punde,cha mkufuu na fuu hu ha fuu ha! haa! ,my phone vibrates. Ah,message from a boychaod,who happens to be in wakanda and he's wondering what to buy me. Mbu! Me i like using the money i make out of my own crotchet things to buy myself stuff,im complex like an ogre. Thanks to humans who 'help' and announce it from here to kingdom come. Buut now this boychaod,i had a question about his question. Is Ndumberi majuu? Is majuu Ndumberi?. So i took a walk thru the corridors of social media as i tried to filter my question,you know,i dont want issues at the Pearly gates. Asi! My pontious pilate bff had summoned me in a post. The' posterer' had asked "would u rather find true love or a suitcase with 5M dollars?". Asi! Sips maembe. I went down the comments staircase..it was love love love. My mind doesn't take a nap when my hormones go into overdrive anymore,thanks to the value of ex. I've heard alot abt love,it spins the world,conquers all and apparently finds a way and its blind. So me,i typed "msee,i'd rather find my true love holding a suitcase with 5M dollars inside". Me i studied Economics and i satistify my utilities within my budget constraints except when i find 5M dollars where income=consumption +investment. Eneway,a particular boychaod captured my attention with his comment "women=time+money,time is money so women=money squared, money is root of all problems so square both sides women=problems". Aaai! yaani that comment gave me a kiwaru on my throat,a kiwaru with an industrial strength to grow chest hairs on me. Ata sikuskia vibaya😒. He awoke the furry of the girlchildren,he got his share of 'shalabosha' abuses in the name of 'replies'. Mbu! Boychaod,our very own kenyanese boys came to the rescue. Another started saying the way there's no love blah blah. Noow, where do i even start..ookay,boychaod,sorry that maendeleo ya wanawake empowered girls first.secondly, just stick to your lanes,stay away from 'problems',if u dont want to despense cash then dont. Thirdly,could we just live in peace and liberty in this Kenya. You get the right to choose. There are ladies out here who wont ask for pesa ya salon but again,its a problem..oh no? They are too independent. Asi! This social media. I went back to my text,i stared at if for a few seconds. I held my lips together imagining that my lipgloss is super glue. I typed "good day to you too" and went back to my music,i wasnt in the mood for "you have 10k i refund nikipitisha hii deal? My account is doing back flips,anga a monkey chewed my ATM".I choose not leave a human phsychologically disturbed from my 'piece of mind' generosity. Of importance is alifeness.
...Build this our nation together and our homeland of Kenya..(nimeenda kutafuta lyrics za our anthem narudi).
Painting: Moniq_Arts
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