Writer's Block
Ndanuchronicles,umenyamazia wapi?
Well,I have been eating viazis,getting lost in the streets of nyairofi. Wondering why humans carry pointed umbrellas with the sharp end pointing at the person behind them. I've been hydrating,preparing my chondo for maembes,battling the Kiambu terrain with my 'bumboots',reading Spanish, taking coffee and minding my own business. In short beloved,I have been battling life.
Oh,I figured out how to hack my jirani's WiFi password. Now with this thefted WiFi I have been doing long distance trading in YouTube. I've been doing papapa! Like a Kikuyu orange seller kwa jam ya muthaiga. But today I wanted to just watch Ada's -I will sing buuut ze enemy whispered to me otherwise. So 10mins later I have watched 'ways to apply lipstick','eyebrow beauty hacks','top ten movies' ,'how to stand without touching the ground' and 'Big eyes trailer'. Theen I realized that I'm 15hrs away from New York. Asi, just 15hours, kumbe New York "no vaa"? we can walk there.And with that ladies and gentlemen Im off to write you people a story.
Well,I have been eating viazis,getting lost in the streets of nyairofi. Wondering why humans carry pointed umbrellas with the sharp end pointing at the person behind them. I've been hydrating,preparing my chondo for maembes,battling the Kiambu terrain with my 'bumboots',reading Spanish, taking coffee and minding my own business. In short beloved,I have been battling life.
Oh,I figured out how to hack my jirani's WiFi password. Now with this thefted WiFi I have been doing long distance trading in YouTube. I've been doing papapa! Like a Kikuyu orange seller kwa jam ya muthaiga. But today I wanted to just watch Ada's -I will sing buuut ze enemy whispered to me otherwise. So 10mins later I have watched 'ways to apply lipstick','eyebrow beauty hacks','top ten movies' ,'how to stand without touching the ground' and 'Big eyes trailer'. Theen I realized that I'm 15hrs away from New York. Asi, just 15hours, kumbe New York "no vaa"? we can walk there.And with that ladies and gentlemen Im off to write you people a story.
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