Dear nephew
You have pretty eyes and a lovely smile.you are the cutest human. I love you to the moon and back. Designer love,like something I've crafted in my craft corner (achana na hii ingine huwa kwa kahawa).Me i declare you are blessed..a time will come when u start fixing pekelee and i will be like "bro haka kanakuaga kachoppy,ni ingineer huyu". For now,you are lucky to have the most loving daddy. He has not given up on you..life is tough but so is he. Hope you honour him someday coz it's been one hella ride.
anga now you are growing up. You are 'refusing' people right left centre. Okay mmh. Refuse whoever u want nah.Even me,your aunt I choose not to have stress induced aneurysm (ata mii sijui) over people I dont know. Now you are crying all nights and your mamas eyes will not see sleep? Okay, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do (insert background of me smucking the hell our of a chewing gum). Baby,you see that day I learnt about your existence; thats the day I decided to get out of my comfort zone. They said u were a mistake ooh mistake ...babaa me and you both. Beautiful purposeful mistakes. Never listen to any of them. If anyone ever says that loud just call me ooh,biko call me. I will show them where it has laid!(kamba translation).
One day when u are all grown up and Swagish..you may turn out tall like ur father and you have to look down on me..mh,God help you because I have mwiko,ask you dad . Dont ask too much though,he thinks im crazy at times.You dont look down at me literally. You may decide to play football me I will be here cheering you. I have proven cheering skills (ask ur dad). I'm you biggest fan,if you raise your flag I will be here saluting it to the top (my left is right kieleweke).Eneway,if I ever decide to bazokizo and I end up looking like a cramping gazzelle..oga! dont open your mouth and say 'aki auntie uko sloow' because I will whoop your..mh ehee! I will whoop u. Let me explain, the day u landed on this planet; daddy was confused,and I was slaying my 6inch boots and a dress that outlined my circulatory system (you need uncle nah).
Si we walked all those ghetto streets fixing stuff. My mazgwembes increased and my nails cut and bruises developed on small toes but u were important than them,no?. You are important. So if I bazokizo please better know how to roll ur eyes without me noticing.
Finally, avoid indiscipline like a black plague because there will be a bible and a belt. Your aunt is a professional Trainer of children trainers..I will not support the 'face the corner' theory oh. As much as I love you,I want you to be the VIP your grandma calls you. Meanwhile,cheza kama wewe. We working hard to see you grow and God is blessing this efforts. You will not want,He has not failed me this far. Oh..hizi swetas nashona wanakataa..prove them wrong for me. Show them a sign that u love them. You can belch on their nice shirts for me.solidarity. I love thee and u can't read this but I'm keeping it here until then. You are loved.
anga now you are growing up. You are 'refusing' people right left centre. Okay mmh. Refuse whoever u want nah.Even me,your aunt I choose not to have stress induced aneurysm (ata mii sijui) over people I dont know. Now you are crying all nights and your mamas eyes will not see sleep? Okay, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do (insert background of me smucking the hell our of a chewing gum). Baby,you see that day I learnt about your existence; thats the day I decided to get out of my comfort zone. They said u were a mistake ooh mistake ...babaa me and you both. Beautiful purposeful mistakes. Never listen to any of them. If anyone ever says that loud just call me ooh,biko call me. I will show them where it has laid!(kamba translation).
One day when u are all grown up and Swagish..you may turn out tall like ur father and you have to look down on me..mh,God help you because I have mwiko,ask you dad . Dont ask too much though,he thinks im crazy at times.You dont look down at me literally. You may decide to play football me I will be here cheering you. I have proven cheering skills (ask ur dad). I'm you biggest fan,if you raise your flag I will be here saluting it to the top (my left is right kieleweke).Eneway,if I ever decide to bazokizo and I end up looking like a cramping gazzelle..oga! dont open your mouth and say 'aki auntie uko sloow' because I will whoop your..mh ehee! I will whoop u. Let me explain, the day u landed on this planet; daddy was confused,and I was slaying my 6inch boots and a dress that outlined my circulatory system (you need uncle nah).
Finally, avoid indiscipline like a black plague because there will be a bible and a belt. Your aunt is a professional Trainer of children trainers..I will not support the 'face the corner' theory oh. As much as I love you,I want you to be the VIP your grandma calls you. Meanwhile,cheza kama wewe. We working hard to see you grow and God is blessing this efforts. You will not want,He has not failed me this far. Oh..hizi swetas nashona wanakataa..prove them wrong for me. Show them a sign that u love them. You can belch on their nice shirts for me.solidarity. I love thee and u can't read this but I'm keeping it here until then. You are loved.
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